Millions from Laundry

I have washed my custom-made pants yet again and now they are up to my mid-shin. They shrink an amazing inch to two inches in length every time I wash them. It's amazing. They should probably be made into some kind of child's toy. You know they have those sea monsters you put in water and they grow? These are pants that start out too big, then you put them in water and they shrink! Buy one enormous size to fit all and then wash them as many times as you need to for a custom fit! It's brilliant! I'll make a million! Of course, once they are the right size you can never wash them again, so that gets tricky. But that's what dry cleaning is for. I'll go ahead and be honest: they are bamboo. Yes, nailed together stalks of bamboo! No. It's a knit fabric made from bamboo, which is amazingly soft and comfy but there is this one drawback . . . and it's kind of a major one. That explains why the bamboo socks I bought for myself a year ago now look like a perfect baby shower gift. I had this plan to make a whole line of clothes out of bamboo! So much for that. Bamboo buyers be forewarned!